Academy Awards
Modern Males, Motherfuckers, and Weyni Mengesha
On that TV commercial for SoClean.com, William Shatner says he has been using a CPAP machine for TEN YEARS but NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO KEEP IT CLEAN.
Porn Subtitles, Fake Bacon, and Whitey
I find it really hard to simultaneously argue that it matters that women directors have been completely cheated by the Academy Awards and that the Academy Awards are complete bullshit and don’t matter at all…
Food Courts, Staying Up Until Midnight, and Inclusion Riders
Q- What do you call a Canadian actor who demands an inclusion rider? A- The way they didn’t end up going.