Donald Trump

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Opening Doors, Painting Houses, and Spraying Roaches

I just finished serving my second 30-day sentence in Facebook Jail and I have to say, outside of Trump hogging the TV remote and switching it to Fox News all the fucking time, it really wasn’t so bad in there.

By Tony Nappo / May 18, 2021
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Star Fuckers, Serial Monogamists, and Anal Sex Anonymous

Most people who proudly identify as “serial monogamists” remind me of puppies. They’re fun for about three or four months and then people start getting tired of their shit.

By Tony Nappo / Aug 11, 2020
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Famous People Statues, Dr. Seuss, and Reading the Privacy Policy

Not to be outdone by Washington in terms of rebranding themselves with the most obvious and least creative name imaginable, the Leafs are now considering changing their name to the Toronto We-Are-Probably-Never-Going-Win-The-Cup-Agains.

By Tony Nappo / Jul 28, 2020
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Being Young, Fucking Off, and the Right Kind of Asshole

You know those wonderful memories you have of your parents waving goodbye to you when you were a little kid? How they would do that right up until the very last second that you were out of sight? And remember how safe and confident that made you feel to be loved so intensely?

By Tony Nappo / Jul 21, 2020