Pat Thornton

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Being That Asshole, Actual Milk, and a Cat Named Karen

Online theatre is to actual theatre what almond milk is to actual milk. Or what Nicolas Cage movies are to actual movies.

By Tony Nappo / Jul 14, 2020
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Shit Holes, Buckets of Shit, and Piece of Shit Racist MPs

Every day my parents watch Tim & Sid, two guys who have a show where they talk about professional sports. My parents watch them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Even though there have been no professional sports FOR THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!!

By Tony Nappo / Jun 23, 2020
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Cheating, Shaving, and Showering

First came self-tapes, where it actually costs actors money to audition. Then, with the pandemic, free online concerts and classes started happening everywhere.

By Tony Nappo / Apr 7, 2020
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Taking a Victory Lap, Taking Terrence McNally, and Taking the Cart Back

Andrew Scheer is considering kicking Doug Ford out of the Progressive Conservative Party altogether if he doesn’t stop helping people.

By Tony Nappo / Mar 31, 2020