poems
Healthy Choices, Healthy Marriages, and Healthy Genitals
I recently realized that my four closest friends presently are all women who have broken up with me. I guess I just like surrounding myself with people who make wise life choices.
Jesus Jokes, Identity Theft, and Mob Facts
On Sunday, Jesus rose. And then, on Monday, Richard Rose.
In Case We Disappear in Edinburgh
Edinburgh is the largest arts festival in the world. I went on my own, to survive it.