COVID Conspiracies, Karate Kid, and Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage is rumoured to be planning to play Joe Exotic in a Tiger King feature film because, apparently, he found one single spot in the coffin of his career that didn’t have a nail in it yet.
The Selfie, Giving Discounts, and Candy
Please God, if there absolutely has to be a game seven, let the power in all of Toronto go out at the beginning of the third period.
Wine Rack, Nasal Spray, and the Pride Parade
Last week, my doctor informed me that nasal spray, from this point forward, will officially be recognized as one of my bodily fluids.
March Break Mottos, Dr. Phil Moments, and Voting Habits
I’m so old I remember when people voted for who they liked more—not who they hated less.